bookoisseur:

HAVE KIDS THEY SAID.

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything


lawebloca:

What happens when you tickle your cats feet ** video **